Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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