with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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