I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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