I look better un-naked...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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