What did we do last night that was yellow?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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