You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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