Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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