He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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