Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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