Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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