is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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