Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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