I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
