went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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