k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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