Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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