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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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