Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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