Are we in a gay sports bar?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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