Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
There r osticjed everywhere
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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