i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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