I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize