Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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