just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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