The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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