There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I love having hate sex.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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