Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
third nipple confirmed
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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