We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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