Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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