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(252): View more from North Carolina

im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note

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(770): View more from Georgia

theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth

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(315): View more from New York

can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...

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(303): View more from Colorado

the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises

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(513): View more from Ohio

Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.

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