this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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