he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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