I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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