She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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