i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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