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Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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