check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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