No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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