He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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