is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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