If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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