she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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