therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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