its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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