Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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