the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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