I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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