Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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