question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I believe in your delicious
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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