Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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