I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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