"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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