Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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