$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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