whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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